The Office: Beers in Heaven & Total Eclipse of the Fart

Lyrics to songs written by Michael Scott.

“Beers In Heaven”

Would you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we’ll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

“Total Eclipse of the Fart”

Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you’ll only pull my finger
we’ll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

Lyrics from Paul Lieberstein’s 5/15/08 live NBC Blog.

The Office: Goodbye Toby + Lost: There’s No Place Like Home

I think my blood pressure is rising, just from last night. Thursday nights are really too much for me to handle when they throw episodes of The Office and Lost back to back. Ok, maybe I enjoy TV too much, don’t judge me…I know its kinda lame.

The Office:

JAM: As much as I loved all the cute JAM interactions last night, I have to admit was seriously disappointed that there was no proposal. That was sort of mean of the writers to do that to us. I better get to see the proposal though, if they come back in the fall and are already engaged I am going to be pissed! We deserve to see the engagement! We already missed out on their first date, first kiss, so much stuff….don’t take this away from us!

Dwangela: OMG! Sex in the Office! OMG! Ahhh!

Mr Andrew Bernard: I still can’t believe he proposed to Angela. Crazy! I loved how he brought his parents along and that they were the epitome of Cornell preppy-ness too! The little things add so much. (pic above was posted on facebook)

Holly Human Resources Lady: What HR person comes to their first day and basically hits on their boss? She is seriously the female Michael Scott. They are a perfect match. When she made the Yoda voice, and I couldn’t believe she made a joke about an Orgy…INAPPROPRIATE! Especially from an HR director! Maybe these two are perfect together.

Jan Levinson & Baby: Preggers…oh Jan! Maybe pregnancy will be good for her, help get some of her hormones straightened out. It has to be Michael’s, or as my friend CaJo said, maybe it is Hunter’s baby! Wouldn’t that be a scandal? Not that we really need any more around The Office right now. It is pretty drama-fied!

Enjoyable episode, but for me it was all overshadowed by the lack of JAM proposal. Oh well.

Lost:

Hold on to your hats friends! The big shocker of LOST this season….

Baby Aaron is clothed for the first time!

Haha, ok….kidding!

Jack: There is the dashing hero aspect to Jack…but in the last few episodes he just seems desperate. He is getting a little out of control, wanting to watch his own surgery, running off into the jungle with a recent wound and bleeding all over. His desire to do it all is kind of too much. It was endearing and wonderful in the first season when the biggest dilemmas were the loud noises in the jungle and trying to find fresh water to drink. His power trip and control issues are flaring up big time.

The Numbers: Oh they are back! What is it about the numbers? So interesting to me. And also, true confessions, I have always wanted to try playing the lottery with these numbers. I know that for the show they are cursed and whatever, but I just have always wanted to do it.

Sun Paik: Thats right! You show Daddy Paik who is boss! WOOOO! I was so proud of her during this scene.

Desmond: For some reason, Desmond is quickly becoming my favorite. Even the few scenes he had last night I loved. He is great.

Sayid & Nadia: Loved this moment.

Ok that’s all I have for right now. I will maybe update some more later!

Comments? Did you enjoy this night of heart-pounding excitement?

Prison Break: Sarah Wayne Callies is BACK!

Welcome back Dr. Sara Tancredi!

I love seeing these pics of the boys back together with Sara! It makes me so very excited for the upcoming (and likely final) season of Prison Break.

The 35-year-old Prison Break star hinted to Britain’s Glamour magazine that the show may very well be on it’s last season. “I really feel there’s a beginning, middle and an end to this story and my gut feeling is that we’re on the last leg of the journey,” he said. (quote from jj)

See more pics of the group at JJ also.

Prison Break Update: Wentworth Miller said that if he had to describe the fourth season, the phrase “the Dirty Seven” comes to mind, as all our fave guys join forces to defeat the Company. He also confirmed that Michael might finally get some action this year and that he’s getting his tattoo removed. Wentworth said that the tattoo removal is a bittersweet thing for him, since that was such a key part of the character in the first two seasons. As for the move to Los Angeles, Dominic Purcell said, “It’s about time!” Apparently the actors were promised such a move in the middle of season one, but it’s just now that it’s come to pass. (quote from Kristin at E!)

Kristin also spilled that Prison Break’s new season returns August 25, 2008.

Anyone else excited to see how they close out these crazy stories?