The Office: Beers in Heaven & Total Eclipse of the Fart

May 16, 2008 at 10:47 am 17 comments

Lyrics to songs written by Michael Scott.

“Beers In Heaven”

Would you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we’ll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

“Total Eclipse of the Fart”

Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you’ll only pull my finger
we’ll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

Lyrics from Paul Lieberstein’s 5/15/08 live NBC Blog.

Entry filed under: Television - I am Addicted!, The Office - Best Show on TV.. Tags: Michael Scott, Steve Carrell, The Office.

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17 Comments Add your own

1. phiphi | June 12, 2008 at 7:23 pm

its GREAT, thank you, i loved it 🙂
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2. kathryn | April 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm

THATS FARTING FUNNY
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3. Anne Lessing | August 24, 2010 at 11:06 am

LOL, so happy I found these lyrics…my mom completely cracked up. ^^
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4. Anonymous | April 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm

“would it taste the same if you drank eleven?” Classic.
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