The Office: Beers in Heaven & Total Eclipse of the Fart

May 16, 2008 at 10:47 am 17 comments

Lyrics to songs written by Michael Scott.

“Beers In Heaven”

Would you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we’ll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

“Total Eclipse of the Fart”

Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you’ll only pull my finger
we’ll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

Lyrics from Paul Lieberstein’s 5/15/08 live NBC Blog.

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17 Comments Add your own

  • 1. phiphi  |  June 12, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    its GREAT, thank you, i loved it 🙂

    Reply
  • 2. kathryn  |  April 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    THATS FARTING FUNNY

    Reply
  • 3. Anne Lessing  |  August 24, 2010 at 11:06 am

    LOL, so happy I found these lyrics…my mom completely cracked up. ^^

    Reply
  • 4. Anonymous  |  April 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    “would it taste the same if you drank eleven?” Classic.

    Reply
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