The Office: Beers in Heaven & Total Eclipse of the Fart
Lyrics to songs written by Michael Scott.
“Beers In Heaven”
Would you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?
Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we’ll drink a beer
Beers in heaven
“Total Eclipse of the Fart”
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt
I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you’ll only pull my finger
we’ll be smelling farts together
turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart
Lyrics from Paul Lieberstein’s 5/15/08 live NBC Blog.